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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To my collegues of Inter Department Initiative of Transformation (IDIoT),

Times are changing, and so must we! In order to do so, Global Initiatives 
Team (GIT) will play an ever increasing role in our corporate landscape and 
the enterprise landscape as a whole. When Global Initiatives Team (GIT) has 
completed integration and embedding of our company, they will continue to:

- Position management of strategic reallignment in key focus areas such as 
our principles regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder 
- Set new targets for excellence in quality assurance market research and 
- Develop a roadmap and define key milestones in processes with 
infrastructure engineering and maintenance
- Evaluate and reassess key investment areas

Bill and the operations board will ensure that we will stay market leader 
and excel in our clients' needs.

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.