Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one
has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company
as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new
department with specific targets. What a bore.
But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen
, the tool that
generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into
company-wide e-mail memo's!
How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another
Dear clients, shareholders and employees,
Last Friday, we, Mbeki Ubitu Engiria Inc. (world renowned for their charity
services to starting investors, call 419-M-BEKI), ventured into great new
territory. In order to increase client and shareholder value, MickeySoft has
acquired our company and will soon begin integration to:
- Position management of strategic reallignment in inter-departmental
- Consolidate the position in the peer group of asset acquisition and
- Expand on the high level of trust in global operations
- Drive long-term strategic growth of consulting services
Representing Group Strategy, I wish the best of luck to MacGuyver and the
rest of the team to make this initiative a success!
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too, and start adding your own
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email@example.com every hour!
thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will
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