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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To engineering,

April the first, we discussed the unique oppurtunity of our company to be in 
the top three of our peer group. It is my honourable duty to inform you 
about the new mission statement.

- Set new targets for excellence in quality assurance asset acquisition and 
- Have the management team and project support office invest heavily in 
niche markets
- Focusing on capitalization of shared services and functions
- Sustaining, embedding and redefining consulting services

During these difficult times we should not forget our potential. We must 
face the future with confidence, and this announcement is just the first 
step in doing so!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.