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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.


Dear clients, shareholders and employees,

Last Friday, we, Mbeki Ubitu Engiria Inc. (world renowned for their charity 
services to starting investors, call 419-M-BEKI), ventured into great new 
territory. In order to increase client and shareholder value, MickeySoft has 
acquired our company and will soon begin integration to:

- Position management of strategic reallignment in inter-departmental 
synergy
- Consolidate the position in the peer group of asset acquisition and 
management
- Expand on the high level of trust in global operations
- Drive long-term strategic growth of consulting services

Representing Group Strategy, I wish the best of luck to MacGuyver and the 
rest of the team to make this initiative a success!


But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.