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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Dear customers of Bubble Inc. (whole subsidiary of .boom),

An hour ago, we, Mbeki Ubitu Engiria Inc. (world renowned for their charity 
services to starting investors, call 419-M-BEKI), ventured into great new 
territory. Our company has made one of the largest acquisitions this 
industry has seen by acquiring .boom in order to:

- Designing processes that enable strategic growth of our business units
- Set new targets for excellence in quality assurance key focus areas such 
as our principles regarding sustainability, client enablement and 
shareholder value
- A threefold increase of huddle sessions
- Set new standards for consulting services

Although we have had a difficult year, the direction as set forth in this 
announcement will complete our new objectives and enable us to achieve even 
higher goals!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.